I'm so there.
Hopefully it'll be build more hype then the last one, where there was about five people that showed up.

Bejeweled: Behemoth Edition

/game

Ok heres my attempt.

The main character is the top hat wearing Rubix Cumblebum. He was born with the unique ability to swallow semen and digest it as emeralds and diamonds. Unfortunately, he's been tracked down by Crum Jizzington, a dastardly millionare with a fetish for all things shiney (that's actually the tip of his penis holding up the emerald). Will Rubix be able to escape Crums sticky grasp and fend off his horde of red eyed molestotrons.

Find out in Crumblebums Rectacular Adventure!

yea dont hype it just yet. i still have to invest the research time into ittt. Adam was telling me april is kind of a tough month for him. BUT i'll look into it this weekend and see how feasible or unfeasible it is.

I'm still waiting for the Israel meet up ):

The game looks like it's going to be an extention of one of Dan Paladin's previous game where you rob a moving train, I believe. If I remember correctly you could play one of two characters, and you get to the train riding a horse. That's my guess. Or it's another shitty sonic game, and he's handing him "That damned fourth chaos emerald!" :3

fuck melbourne, brisbane is where it's at fool

Sorry about the double-post, but I just realised the army of what looks like green metal robots. o.o (They're not made of pudding now, are they?)

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I've got nothing better to do. I think the man is being forced to buy the emerald, from the man holding it with (as rubber suggested) his penis. But that brings into question why the robots are standing BEHIND the cash register. So it's possible that the emerald is being traded for the robots. But.. That makes me wonder why Cumguzzle-worth is crying... Or... Maybe he's melting? Could it be frosty?

oh come on, the game is obviously about a magician that is in love with his diamond-thingy (is it an emerald?), and whwen it is stolen by the evil wizard Soetrophoos he goes to get it using his magic powers to enlarge his cock, and use it as a sword, and he also has a special super power, in which he jerks off and fills the screen with cum, killing every enemy in sight.
What we don't know, is that the emerald escaped from Soetrophoos lair, and, trying to get home, it got lost, so in the sequel, the magician will have to find his emerald in the dark forest, where every tree is a rapist, or a child molester. Yeah, every tree is a child molester.
Hell, I'd play it!

I think he's on a sacred mission to ensure the safety of john connor

oh its totally gonna be an indiana jones style adventure game with mad bosses, snapping crocodiles, and herms.

It's Blockhead! wait...

A young leprichan is down on his luck when all of his money and jewels are stolen by a batch of irish robots and he goes bankrupt. After a life-altering trip to the bank, he sets out on a quest to gain as much of his dough back as he can while running to the right of the screen and beating up lots of red-glowing-eyed robots as possible.

The new game looks like it'll be about collecting gems and maybe exploring mines?

Hatman was a simple man living his simple life in a jewellry shop. A strange-looking stranger enters the shop with a large, green gem in his hand. The stranger does not know what the gem could possibly be and has decided to sell it, in case somebody steals it from him. However, Hatman instantly recognizes the gem as the infamous Green Diamond, the only one if its kind. It has been all around the world for centuries, and museums are offering millions for its donation. Hatman realises that he could buy the precious diamond for a few thousand and sell it for its actual price a few hours later. Hatman has trouble keeping in his excitement as he tries to make the deal, but soon he is in possession of the Green Diamond. The stranger quickly leaves the shop, happily holding a large sum of money in his hands. Too bad for him, the gem is actually worth far more.

Somewhere else in the city, a local mafia are mad because one of their possesions has been stolen. It turns out that somebody has taken their Green Diamond, so the mafia quickly leave to search for it. Hatman has closed his shop and is walking towards the local museum with the Green Diamond in his bag. Down the street, he sees two armed men hastily threatening passers-by for a green jem. Hatman instantly realises that other people are after the Green Diamond and tries to run away before the two men come up to him. He quickly spins around and begins to run, but the two men see him and begin their chase. Now Hatman must get to the museum and donate the Green Diamond before the mafia kill him and take the gem for themselves!

I hope I'm correct, I can very telepathic.

Its a naked hobo castle crasher looking for his place in life.

the irish have to be involved. LEPERACHAUNS

I would've guessed it was a one-on-one fighter before now, but I guess from the screenshot it's some kind of football manager sim.

Young Bazillionaire Johnathan "Rich Bitch" Madelbaum has been a Bazillionaire for too long. He then decides he wants to have more to life than money and women all over him. He wants more to life. The only thing preventing that is his love for money.

He must part with his fortune in order to find the true meaning to life.

But before he does that, he must fight a battle with every other Bazillionaire in the world to truly know what it means to let go of the greater things in life.

Johnathan "Rich Bitch" Mandelbaum stars in...

SquareHead Millions

THAT'S MY FUCKIN' GUESS EVERYONE.

And let's hope for the Austrailia meet to lift off. Or Ross will have to cry tonight alone... With no one to help him through his sorrows...

:(

It will work out buddy... :)

it's irish sonic rpg dx square edition

50 Ways To Make People Cry.

Melbourne, eh? I'm in Melbourne... sooo... let me know well in advance if you need me to do anything special for the occasion. I make a damned fine coleslaw?

I live in Brizzy, make sure you locate it thar

Hmm... I live in Melbourne...

A remake of castle crashers

/post

It's about a blockheaded whore who must perform for shiny gems.

Dur.

Gold Coast.

It's best.

Its Afro SAmurai... with tofu.

I'm going to raid Adam's house for trophies, money and award winning animations while you guys distract him.

Squares in HEAT 9: The Revenge of the Edge.

awesome. about time there was an Australian NG meet up.
And living in Melbourne makes it easy for me.

You are a sexual genius.

Man... I'm down.

Bout time something hit Aussie :)

Where do I sign. lol

Awww... I don't have the cash to fly from newcastle to melbourne :D

My Guess: Tofu-Man goes to Monte-Carlo.

LEPRECAUNS! letts see, green. valubal things. hat. LEPRECAUNS!

If its like after april then yeah... ill maybe be able to go. but it depends...

Shit if its like july school holidays im spending my 20th there then....

Man I wish I lived in Melbourne. South Australia, Adelaide is so boring, nothing ever comes here, always Melbourne, Sydney or Queensland big events happen :(

That new game looks awesome, Can't wait to see more soon :P

Hey, I'm contemplating on going to the meet, it fits in right at the end of my Uni easter break. As I'm also living in Perth now, I'm interested in your travel plans. Maybe, if I figure that finances or travelling solo won't be a problem, maybe we could make some sort of travel arrangement?

OMG I'M FROM AUSTRALIA!!!

Professor Blockton must be the Indiana Jones of shopkeepers, while living with a serious disease...he shits out giant jewels, causing him extreme pain. Along the way, he'll fight with his buddy, Squircle, to find a cure for his disease, and try and stop the weird red eyed Keesers from shoving their pointed horns up his butt and completely killing him. He'll also meet his true love, a non-talking llama named Ruby, because in these days, PETA doesn't f*$k around with people who spread the positive message of animal lovin'! Should be a great adventure! (How close am I?)